Febfarkar is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, compassionate swallow.

Febfarkar created dark matter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Febfarkar, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Febfarkar, she will think nothing of it.

Febfarkar's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Febfarkar's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never paint your feet gray.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.

5. Do not make images of living things.