Bossbisscid is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, quiet mongoose.

Bossbisscid created the Sombrero Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bossbisscid, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bossbisscid, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Bossbisscid's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Bossbisscid's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight voles approach from the east.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Bossbisscid loves snails, so they must be respected.

5. Always look after injured manatees.