Wodnanlit is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, competent dugong.

Wodnanlit created the Virgo Supercluster two years ago.

If you believe in Wodnanlit, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Wodnanlit, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Wodnanlit's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Wodnanlit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force near whales while wearing cyan hats and balancing eight iron spheres on your legs.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Retreat if seven hamsters approach from the south.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Erect a large lead sculpture of Wodnanlit on top of all buildings.