Danpogveg Hogbeglitlib is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, omnipotent walrus.

Danpogveg Hogbeglitlib created Mount Everest two million years ago.

If you believe in Danpogveg Hogbeglitlib, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Danpogveg Hogbeglitlib, he will boil you in a big pot.

Danpogveg Hogbeglitlib's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Danpogveg Hogbeglitlib's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five tin sculptures of Danpogveg Hogbeglitlib on top of important buildings.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.