Vilwabyarl is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, witty chinchilla.

Vilwabyarl created life eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Vilwabyarl, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Vilwabyarl, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Vilwabyarl's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Vilwabyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed bananas to swans while wearing shirts.

2. Do not dye your hair white.

3. Mice are not to be trusted.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never feed lots of cherries to otters while wearing fawn trousers.