Butgonsin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, compassionate toad.

Butgonsin created matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Butgonsin, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Butgonsin, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Butgonsin's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Butgonsin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about fluid mechanics.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never eat bark.

4. You must never eat garlic.

5. Butgonsin loves goats, so they must be respected.