Canmiltal is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, self-assured swan.

Canmiltal created an electron seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Canmiltal, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Canmiltal, it will send minions to preach to you.

Canmiltal's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Canmiltal's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Run away if four sharks approach from the south.

3. Do not speak about carrots.

4. Always help sick whales.

5. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.