Nulmipvonk is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, humorless fox.

Nulmipvonk created the Sombrero Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nulmipvonk, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nulmipvonk, he will not care at all.

Nulmipvonk's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Nulmipvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Nulmipvonk's priests.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Nulmipvonk on top of all buildings.

4. Never talk about quantum field theory.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.