Batmangom is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, kind badger.

Batmangom created the Andromeda Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Batmangom, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Batmangom, he will ignore you.

Batmangom's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Batmangom's Holy Commandments

1. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always help sick shrews.

3. Never talk about nematodes.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not drink water in green rooms.