Vegbenvon is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unfair finch.

Vegbenvon created the Andromeda Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Vegbenvon, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Vegbenvon, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Vegbenvon's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Vegbenvon's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt frogs.

2. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not eat grapes.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.