Bedcitkonmobsagfas is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, charitable dolphin.

Bedcitkonmobsagfas created humanity twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bedcitkonmobsagfas, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bedcitkonmobsagfas, it will turn you into a goat.

Bedcitkonmobsagfas' most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Bedcitkonmobsagfas' Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in the presence of badgers.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Never chant in holy places.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not shave your legs.