Dossdumtap is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, ill-tempered eagle.

Dossdumtap created the planet Saturn three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dossdumtap, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dossdumtap, she will send you a sign.

Dossdumtap's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Dossdumtap's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never mention bats.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always help monkeys in need.