Lopsabcusshavzag is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, deceitful butterfly.

Lopsabcusshavzag created water four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lopsabcusshavzag, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Lopsabcusshavzag, she will be very unhappy.

Lopsabcusshavzag's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Lopsabcusshavzag's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Lopsabcusshavzag on top of all buildings.

2. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Lopsabcusshavzag in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Erect three lead sculptures of Lopsabcusshavzag on top of important buildings.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force near dolphins while wearing gray ear rings and balancing seven titanium spheres on your neck.