Stafafnarl is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, caring warg.

Stafafnarl created water nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stafafnarl, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Stafafnarl, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Stafafnarl's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Stafafnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not hurt hamsters.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.