Tinliggad Yakrutcad is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, idiotic sheep.

Tinliggad Yakrutcad created dark energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tinliggad Yakrutcad, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tinliggad Yakrutcad, it will send minions to preach to you.

Tinliggad Yakrutcad's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Tinliggad Yakrutcad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Never think about optics.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not kill rats.