Lagcudquim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, benevolent snail.

Lagcudquim created the Large Magellanic Cloud two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lagcudquim, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Lagcudquim, it will strike you with lightening.

Lagcudquim's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Lagcudquim's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight lead sculptures of Lagcudquim on top of important buildings.

2. Always help gulls in need.

3. Never write about bacteria.

4. Do not dye your hair yellow.

5. Never paint your hands indigo.