Mitfuncub Sinnatwik is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, compassionate bear.

Mitfuncub Sinnatwik created an electron two years ago.

If you believe in Mitfuncub Sinnatwik, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Mitfuncub Sinnatwik, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Mitfuncub Sinnatwik's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Mitfuncub Sinnatwik's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always wear fawn.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Feed all hungry birds.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.