Ril is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, self-confident fish.

Ril created the Virgo Supercluster three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ril, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Ril, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Ril's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Ril's Holy Commandments

1. Swans are not to be trusted.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Run away from pink manatees, for they are unholy.