Shavrillimnell Rawsitcab is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, deceitful swallow.

Shavrillimnell Rawsitcab created the cosmos three billion years ago.

If you believe in Shavrillimnell Rawsitcab, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Shavrillimnell Rawsitcab, he will turn you into a worm.

Shavrillimnell Rawsitcab's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Shavrillimnell Rawsitcab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

2. Never talk about chromosomes.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never think about dwarf planets.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.