Monkimduss is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, witty walrus.

Monkimduss created humanity nine million years ago.

If you believe in Monkimduss, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Monkimduss, he will turn you into a dog.

Monkimduss' most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Monkimduss' Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight badgers approach from the south.

2. Run away if five moths approach from the north.

3. Do not hurt turtles.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

5. Never write about solid mechanics.