Zigtabdav is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, temperamental hare.

Zigtabdav created the planet Saturn seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zigtabdav, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Zigtabdav, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Zigtabdav's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Zigtabdav's Holy Commandments

1. Learn five new languages a year.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Zigtabdav must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Horses are not to be trusted.