Yatzodflow is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, kind tapir.

Yatzodflow created parasitic wasps nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Yatzodflow, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Yatzodflow, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Yatzodflow's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Yatzodflow's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at dwarf planets.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yatzodflow.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never write about spacetime.