Artbemgud is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, bad-tempered hummingbird.

Artbemgud created bats five million years ago.

If you believe in Artbemgud, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Artbemgud, it will turn you into a mole.

Artbemgud's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Artbemgud's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always help sick doves.

4. Artbemgud loves pigs, so they must be respected.

5. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Artbemgud on top of all buildings.