Jarnmidbog is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, vain centipede.

Jarnmidbog created the Whirlpool Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Jarnmidbog, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Jarnmidbog, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Jarnmidbog's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Jarnmidbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Do not take Jarnmidbog's name in vain.

4. Always treat squirrels with great respect.

5. Jarnmidbog must be the most important thing in your life.