Metgighabmat Zodnull is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, bad-tempered warg.

Metgighabmat Zodnull created Mount Everest twelve years ago.

If you believe in Metgighabmat Zodnull, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Metgighabmat Zodnull, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Metgighabmat Zodnull's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Metgighabmat Zodnull's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Metgighabmat Zodnull.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never wear purple stockings.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Metgighabmat Zodnull.

5. Always stare at clouds.
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