Mindussgod Gancebbin is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, deceitful faun.

Mindussgod Gancebbin created the planet Mars six million years ago.

If you believe in Mindussgod Gancebbin, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Mindussgod Gancebbin, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Mindussgod Gancebbin's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Mindussgod Gancebbin's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Put Mindussgod Gancebbin first in all things.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always pray immersed in water.