Nulldimfoss is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, effective cow.

Nulldimfoss created the Tadpole Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nulldimfoss, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nulldimfoss, he will think nothing of it.

Nulldimfoss' most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Nulldimfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight lead sculptures of Nulldimfoss on top of important buildings.

2. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.

3. Always help sick cats.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always look after injured sheep.