Dutlamwit is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, caring mole.

Dutlamwit created the Virgo Supercluster nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dutlamwit, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dutlamwit, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Dutlamwit's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Dutlamwit's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Erect five silicon sculptures of Dutlamwit on top of important buildings.

4. Hide from violet turtles for they are unholy.

5. Never eat bark.