Mighapcid is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, moody parrot.

Mighapcid created a Higgs boson six billion years ago.

If you believe in Mighapcid, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Mighapcid, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Mighapcid's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Mighapcid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

5. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.