Motgodwap is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, awesome hare.

Motgodwap created the Cigar Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Motgodwap, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Motgodwap, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Motgodwap's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Motgodwap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Motgodwap in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never hurt squirrels.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.