Mobpiglun is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, competent fox.

Mobpiglun created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mobpiglun, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Mobpiglun, it will send minions to preach to you.

Mobpiglun's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Mobpiglun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Mobpiglun loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.