Cebmadkik is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, loving aardvark.

Cebmadkik created the world two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebmadkik, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cebmadkik, it will send minions to preach to you.

Cebmadkik's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Cebmadkik's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick doves.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cebmadkik.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Never think about special relativity.