Dossdagdub Bedpinpang is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, narcissistic centaur.

Dossdagdub Bedpinpang created energy five million years ago.

If you believe in Dossdagdub Bedpinpang, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dossdagdub Bedpinpang, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Dossdagdub Bedpinpang's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Dossdagdub Bedpinpang's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Hide from fawn swans for they are unholy.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always help sick cats.