Taillunhin is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, amazing hedgehog.

Taillunhin created the Large Magellanic Cloud six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Taillunhin, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Taillunhin, she will come to you in dreams.

Taillunhin's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Taillunhin's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Taillunhin.

3. Do not wear cyan clothing.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never think about quantum gravity near foxes while wearing turquoise scarves and balancing eight zinc spheres on your chest.