Megvontip is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, thoughtless cobra.

Megvontip created vertebrates seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Megvontip, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Megvontip, it will turn you into a snail.

Megvontip's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Megvontip's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into green rooms.

2. Never chant in the presence of otters.

3. You must pray to Megvontip five times a day.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Megvontip.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.