Watvinmot is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, tiresome dryad.

Watvinmot created a photon nine million years ago.

If you believe in Watvinmot, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Watvinmot, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Watvinmot's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Watvinmot's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

2. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Do not wear gold on your body.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Watvinmot.