Shavbestquartquafsuggem is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, emotional goose.

Shavbestquartquafsuggem created the Sunflower Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Shavbestquartquafsuggem, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Shavbestquartquafsuggem, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Shavbestquartquafsuggem's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Shavbestquartquafsuggem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep eight frogs in a large pit.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Do not cook food in pots.