Gepnelldog is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, self-assured octopus.

Gepnelldog created a charm quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Gepnelldog, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gepnelldog, she will turn you into a mouse.

Gepnelldog's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Gepnelldog's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never chant in holy places.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.