Karjincum is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, happy troll.

Karjincum created the planet Earth twelve years ago.

If you believe in Karjincum, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Karjincum, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Karjincum's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Karjincum's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not keep nine seals in a large pit.