Bumlidhakwatrag is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, calm squirrel.

Bumlidhakwatrag created time and space nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bumlidhakwatrag, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bumlidhakwatrag, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Bumlidhakwatrag's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Bumlidhakwatrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

2. Always obey Bumlidhakwatrag's priests.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

5. Erect a giant green sculpture of Bumlidhakwatrag in the centre of the settlement.