Nulltitlenjam is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, slow toad.

Nulltitlenjam created the Sol system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nulltitlenjam, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nulltitlenjam, he will laugh at you.

Nulltitlenjam's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Nulltitlenjam's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured otters.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Put Nulltitlenjam first in all things.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

5. Always wear green.