Witstipfon is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, contented sheep.

Witstipfon created the Milkyway four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Witstipfon, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Witstipfon, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Witstipfon's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Witstipfon's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. You must never eat pineapples.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force near doves while wearing red ear rings and balancing five lead spheres on your back.

5. Never run in the presence of ants.