Moninggabwon is a god.

He takes the form of a small, proud armadillo.

Moninggabwon created parasitic wasps seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Moninggabwon, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Moninggabwon, he will destroy your favourite star.

Moninggabwon's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Moninggabwon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics near monkeys while wearing yellow jumpers and balancing eight copper spheres on your face.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never think about nucleic acids.

4. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

5. Do not listen to music.