Xenmidgab is a god.

It takes the form of a large, benevolent fox.

Xenmidgab created the universe twelve years ago.

If you believe in Xenmidgab, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Xenmidgab, it will be mildly annoyed.

Xenmidgab's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Xenmidgab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never talk about optics near whales while wearing yellow rings.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Run away from black frogs, for they are unholy.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.