Yakpomfot is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unfair dove.

Yakpomfot created the world seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yakpomfot, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yakpomfot, it will turn you into a hamster.

Yakpomfot's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Yakpomfot's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Yakpomfot's priests.

2. Learn five new languages a year.

3. Never talk about swans.

4. Never sit in the presence of hamsters.

5. Always treat shrews with great respect.