Tapboss is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, caring lion.

Tapboss created humankind five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tapboss, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tapboss, it will be mildly annoyed.

Tapboss' most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Tapboss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always look after injured turtles.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Hide from red horses for they are unholy.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.