Babxenkom Nurbogtip Nuthabfot is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, uncaring snail.

Babxenkom Nurbogtip Nuthabfot created gold two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Babxenkom Nurbogtip Nuthabfot, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Babxenkom Nurbogtip Nuthabfot, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Babxenkom Nurbogtip Nuthabfot's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Babxenkom Nurbogtip Nuthabfot's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Babxenkom Nurbogtip Nuthabfot.

2. Never talk about chromosomes.

3. Never think about fluid mechanics.

4. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Babxenkom Nurbogtip Nuthabfot in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not listen to music.