Gidvonbog is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, loving snake.

Gidvonbog created a photon four years ago.

If you believe in Gidvonbog, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gidvonbog, it will turn you into a plant.

Gidvonbog's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Gidvonbog's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never look at comets.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Worship no other gods but Gidvonbog.

5. Never skip in holy places.