Tagrulbast is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, contented coyote.

Tagrulbast created light twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tagrulbast, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tagrulbast, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Tagrulbast's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Tagrulbast's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never think about solid mechanics near ducks while wearing brown dresses and balancing four lead spheres on your head.

3. Do not keep three dolphins in a large pit.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.

5. Always help dogs in need.