Gedfumwit is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, able centipede.

Gedfumwit created the Andromeda Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gedfumwit, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Gedfumwit, he will destroy your home planet.

Gedfumwit's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Gedfumwit's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Gedfumwit nine times a day.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Erect seven iron sculptures of Gedfumwit on top of important buildings.

5. Never mention sharks.